Well, with so much going on in the world, I thought I’d mention the World Rubiks’ Cube Championship that’s going on in Poland right now. Few things symbolise the early 80s more than this puzzle. I was taught to do it at school by a boarder from Hong Kong. There was a formula, a pattern, that I sometimes still play out in my head if I can’t sleep. Does that make me a boff? I hope so. Boffs are cool. Geeks are chic.